My best friend, let’s just call her Miss Banana, recently moved in to a fairly cheap mansion that was only $100,000,000,000. Miss Banana was looking around the mansion. Everything was so fancy, almost too fancy. When she was looking around on the 59th room she had to go number two. She nearly pooped her pants when she finally made it to the toilet. When she sat down she heard a meow coming from the toilet. At first she thought it was some kind of monster, but it turned out to be a skinny cat drinking toilet water. He had a collar, but that didn’t stop her from keeping him. On the collar it said his name, Fred. Miss Banana thought this name was too common for a special cat, so she changed it to Billy Bob Joe. She called him B.B.J. for short. Later, because he so skinny, she plumped him up with all the catnip he could eat. He was so chubby that he couldn’t even walk. He even won the world record for fattest cat. The next day, B.B.J. proposed to Miss Banana and they married in the next hour. They lived happily ever after. THE END! A picture of B.B.J. is above.
